The Guardians of the Trash Can

I was in the kitchen making a sandwich and went to throw something out, when low and behold, the Guardians of the Trash Can stopped me dead in my tracks! One was ready to call 911 and the other, well, he was just mean and teased me with a wrapped gift. All the while, their posse danced the Macarena in the background.

WHAT is my kitchen coming to???